{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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The OMX Stockholm 30 (OMXS30) is a stock market index for the 30 most traded stocks on the Nasdaq Stockholm stock exchange. It is a price return and capitalization-weighted index.
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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Khategaon is one of the 230 Vidhan Sabha constituencies of Madhya Pradesh state in central India.
"}{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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