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Nørrebros Runddel station is an underground Copenhagen Metro station located at Nørrebros Runddel in the Nørrebro district of Copenhagen, Denmark. The station is on the City Circle Line (M3), between Nuuks Plads and Nørrebro, and is in fare zone 2.
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